Please don’t fuck this up Reds. Please don’t fuck this up.

We’re going to fuck this up, aren’t we? Who’s a college reliever they think they can turn into a starter? We’re drafting that guy. I can’t have nice things.

I live in the Columbus Metro area and I’m more happy that they went to the black screen with the scroll and a description of what’s going on then a bloody basketball game tornado sirens are going off all over the county both in the north northern part and southern part that’s more important than bloody UNC Kentucky

Made me a Kenny G fan.

I'd click on this, but I left my anti-tongue-swallowing stick at home. God damn is Emrick awful.

Just the most overrated announcer in pro sports.