Senzel and now Greene. I have a weird feeling about this. Excitement maybe? Nah, couldn’t be.

“THAT MAN PLAYED BAD WORDS IN FRONT OF MY CHILD! NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I CHANGE THE CHANNEL TO MY CHILD’S FAVORITE SHOW, THE WALKING DEAD”

“he decided to go for a walk in the woods near his hotel to kill time.”

You missed a comma there.