Taking a break from shoplifting without consequences ....

Drapes? Fair enough. It always looks like couch upholstery to me. So fashionable!

criminally underrated comment.

They use Meghan McCain’s lipstick for their white balance test.

I humbly submit:

“Do you like gladiator movies?"

Why not a ‘61 Lincoln Continental convertible? It’s a classy car.

Given how Trump used to hang out with Jeffrey Epstein, I’m sure he was looking for a certain kind of “stimulation”. 

It is the Trump Time Dilation effect. Every year feels like 20 years and memories fade at the same rate. 

I’m going to pound a fifth of Everclear to celebrate the day that reprehensible piece of garbage shuffles off this mortal coil.

Well if either of the kids had a criminal record, that would have been “leaked” by now.

At least they died doing what they loved: trying not to die.

He’s def not the diagon-ALLY you want in your corner.

The fact that they said “you will be safest in the Crypt” about 20 times last night leads me to believe that, in fact, no one is safe in the crypt

HOP HOP HOP into that pussayyyyyyy

Bran has been faking this whole time. He made Hodor and Meera pull him around this whole time just because he’s a moody emo, not because he actually got hurt when he “fell” out of the window. Jaime and Cersei were only on the first floor. Now Bran wants to kill Jaime because he knows Jaime will rat him out.

Bran could go out Breaking Bad style. Ding ding ding ding ding

I’m so excited to see how this all plays out for TYRONE

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