suburbanmalcontent
SuburbanMalcontent
suburbanmalcontent

Honestly? No idea. I’m just desperately trying to avoid a mind-numblingly boring project at work, and thought it’d be fun to call Manafort “Paulie.”

Also:

The transformation into Florida Man has begun!

“To the death?”

Flubbed the landing there. Should have concluded with “the only person who got nailed that night was on-screen.”

People see the effects of lobbyists and had enough. They will ruin the earth for a marginal increase in wealth.

His mustache is what bestowed immortality on Trebek.

To put it in another perspective, when it’s over the Mets still owe Bobby Bonilla 4 more years of payments.

To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.

Inbreeding will do that.

Rejected script: Candyman:Gentrified/Don’t Open That (Green) Book!—Candyman comes back to haunt Cabrini-Green only to find the projects have been razed and lobster bisque cafes, tanning salons and Whole Foods now thrive there. Candyman says his own name in a mirror 3 times in disgust, hoping to end it all only for a

The stalls allow you to pay by card or by app and there’s not even an option to add a tip, so paying employees based off tipped wages is 100% bullshit and fraud. 

Yah but... Trump vs Biden presidential debates would be fucking amazing

This gave me LIFE!!!

Adolf = 5 letters

It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.

And Suckabee is on the frontline.