“Oh god, look at that.”
-Brett Favre texting you at 3am.

There’s always a flip side.

from Atlanta through Miami, Alabama, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Arizona, Las Vegas, and, finally, Southern California.

Finally. I’ve been absolutely dying to get David Stern’s take on this.

He reportedly told his mother that if she had a problem, she could meet him in Temecula 

Sounds like the other inmates feared for their lives and defended themselves.

+1 Krakauer

What?! Those are made in France. I only buy the most bespoke, hand-crafted artisan guillotines.

Better yet...

There are two kinds of republicans. The vast majority are working class idiots who think that rich people are good. The small minority are the rich that love to soak the poor.

I think that her truancy prosecutions are HUGELY problematic

Yeah like...fuck AIPAC. That’s about all there is to it, no qualifiers necessary.

I thought we already determined this. Feckless cunt.

I think this is the largely collect take. Whitaker came in thinking he was going to MAGA this thing and become a hero to the right, but then someone said “If you fuck around with Mueller, you open yourself up to obstruction and conspiracy charges.”, and then he saw part of what Mueller has, and went “Oh fuck, these…

Whitaker is like a guy who for years is a low level salesman for Soylent Green, constantly extolling its virtues with no idea of the truth. Then he’s unexpectedly promoted to upper management where, to his horror, everything is revealed to him.

He’s more shook than a white girl on molly at a 3 day festival. 

Another possible follow up for Jason Whitlock: “Only child? Broken home with no siblings to learn how to work things out? Yeah, of course Jesus of Nazareth was a loser who didn’t peak until he was 33 - and only had one good year.”

#objectiveanalysis

UPDATE: Got a great deal on a hotel room through Priceline!

Beat me to it.