Teenagers are, almost down to the individual level (I’m sure there are a few that are decent people), sociopathic shitbags.

When you combine their natural inability to engage in basic empathy for others with a political movement like the one that continues to support Trump, only awful things can result.

This is why I…

I’m just here so I won’t get disenfranchised.

*libtard snowflakes get easily triggered*

You know, white people of a certain age.

Every time I hear about Finding Bigfoot:

This also describes how The Apprentice made it on the airwaves.

it’s starting to fuck certain kinds of people up. 

Who says coon accidentally? Like it has to already be in your lexicon for it to be accidental.  Why would it be there I wonder. 

He’ll make a great double act with Melania Belloq!

When the head of the terrorist cell we interviewed, he said

At this point I think it’s 50/50 that Rudy goes full on “Raiders of the Lost Ark” mode when he’s asked about this.

He probably insulted Wick earlier and now he’s got to

My bet is that it’s Putin instructing Trump to blackmail Graham

I feel like we are only a few mouse clicks from making that happen.

A “reverse Jayson Werth” sounds like something one would find on Urban Dictionary.

He’s morphing into Ben Roethlisberger...

Trump’s notes from the meeting:

My first words every morning are “Yippee kiyay, Motherfucker!!”, and I just go from there

The only way I’m running at someone with a firearm is if I’m Colossus and I have a firearm too.