suburbanmalcontent
SuburbanMalcontent
suburbanmalcontent

Miss Piggy, the Feckless Cunt, really just needs to leave TV forever.

I like the cut of your jib.

Nice to see Richie Incognito has a Kinja account.

How in the hell is that piece of shit out of the grays?  

Homan is on my Top 5 list of conservatives who deserve to be bludgeoned within an inch of his life, nursed back to health, and then bludgeoned again.  Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

While those same assholes view everyone they are sworn to project and serve instead as “the enemy.”  Fuck cops.

I mean, his name is fucking Grayson for fucksakes. His parents set out from conception to ensure they’d have a douche son for the ages. I bet even they didn’t think he would turn out so bad he’d end up being a sentient MAGA hat though.

The Civil War didn’t need to happen though.  The Union should have just let those dumbass welfare queen Souther states go.  The US would be much better off today if we didn’t have to deal with that entire region.  So now, we could just have an agreement to go our separate ways.  I don’t know why most of us have to be

Go ahead and try.  You conservative asshats are so incompetent and stupid, you’ll just light yourself on fire instead.

No.  It’s because you’re an ignorant moron.

Why not both?  Lay them down side by side then go to town with a bar of soap in a tube sock.

Connect Four is far too complex for him.  I’d bet money on Ivanka Chutes and Ladders instead.

People like you are one of the reasons I really think this country just needs to be burned to the fucking ground and started over as about 6 smaller nations.

I watched him pitch for many years, and up until he got to you guys, the game was absolutely over and done with the minute he walked out of the pen.  

but just make sure you use air quotes before physically doing it.  Don’t want people to take it seriously.

I think your tinfoil hat is a bit too tight, you fucking cock-monkey MAGAtard.

This should be on a t shirt.

Me too.

Considering that law enforcement anymore is made up of a significant percentag of knuckle dragging bullies, racists, and roided up mouth-breathing twats, I definitely understand people feeling unsafe around them.  I know I do, and I’m a middle-aged white dude.  Cops ditched the “protect and serve” notion decades ago.