Exactly.

Yeah, I’m a little worried myself now that I have to move up with my kid to 10U in the fall.  Up until this point the coaches all make the calls and we didn’t even tell the kids the score.  But if I had even one parent pull this nonsense I’d ban everyone with that person’s last name from any level of our league.  

I can barely resist the excitement.

I feel like just about every single thing on Cardi B is fake, including her “talent.”  Her taking everything off at night must be like that scene in Don’t be a Menace...

You have a future as Carnac 2.0.

I’d give him two scoops of delicious ice cream...laced with rat poison.

My work involves AA as a client (not my choice). I despise that company. I hope they put all the execs on one plane and it disappears in the Bermuda triangle.

I can’t tell if you are genuinely delusion, or just dumb as fuck.  So I’m going to go with both.  You literally have no grasp of how the rental property world actually operates.

Nah. Before she does that she has to star in the modern remake of the Goonies. The resemblance is uncanny:

So if she leaves today, what is the over under on how long it takes her crooked eye to catch up and leave the building?

You just tell your kid if they don’t like having the score run up, then they should work to get better. I don’t get this hand wringing. these ladies worked their asses off for four years. They should enjoy every single goal, and celebrate it. Hell, I coach little league and there are some insanely uneven teams. My…

Sorry for your loss. I lost my dad and grandfather within 6 months of each other to cancer when I was a kid. I don’t think you ever get over it. I think you just learn to accept the grief and keep going. it’s been 32 years now and I still find myself breaking down in tears from time to time when I’m alone and…

Hahaha.  Thanks for making me almost spit Pepsi all over my keyboard.

And he’s following through with exactly what he ran on you fucking nitwit. Now do us all a favor and go suck on the barrel of one of those guns you so worship.

Yeah, my father in law is a life long Democrat too.  That doesn’t mean liberal in any way fucknut.  He’s retired and melts his brain with Fox News bullshit all day.  What you are is a racist shit bag who was probably only a Democrat because you are “blue collar” (which really means a white trash bigot).  Go eat a bag…

Jesus christ, why do the attendants at the asylum keep letting you near a computer?

The steam from my shower sets off our generic smoke detector all the time, so I have no doubt a vape pen would set one off as well.

There’s Hunt’s pouring out of your brain, Tomato.

Dammit this just sucks. His verses in My Mind is Playing Tricks on Me are some of my all time favorites.  And that album cover hospital photo alone deserves to be in a hall of fame.  

the video of him getting kicked in the head over and over is floating around the internet.  Glad they didn’t kill him though, at least until the police get some answers.  Then let the public chop him into pieces and feed him to hogs for all I care.  Fucking lowlife scum.