suburbanmalcontent
SuburbanMalcontent
suburbanmalcontent

I don’t give a shit about whether or not people have tattoos or stickers on their car.  But I enjoy calling out pompous jackasses like you for entertainment.

The only thing triggered is your own failed mediocrity, cupcake.  You racists are hilarious: born on third yet you still managed to get out before a pitch was thrown.  You’re a perfect example of why white people suck.  And that’s coming from a white guy (albeit one who is actually successful, unlike you).

Thank you.  I said the same thing at work today: this season is to GoT what those garbage prequels were to Star Wars.  And Emilia Clarke appears to have as much acting range as Hayden Christensen.  None at all.

Kinda like your original thought about tattoos and bumper stickers? 

Said the guy who stated he was offended by both.  I think you’re the one who’s sensitive.  I really don’t give a shit about either thing either way.  I just think your point of view is stupid.  And the “clean skin” comment was creepy as hell.

No, it’s creepy. It makes you sound like Buffalo Bill.  I bet you also like when a woman is a size 14.

Do you also yell at clouds, old man?

I’m still convinced the show runners just said “fuck it,” and handed the last season over to Michael Bay. This show took two years to put together the last season, and yet all they did was go from “must see TV” to cliche’d and contrived, lazily written garbage.

Yeah, even forbid we try to address these grim statistics, fuck face:

Well, considering the best part of you obviously ran down your daddy’s leg while he fucked that whore you call and mommy-aunt, nobody gives a shit what you think.

No shit, Sherlock.  But that is the start for most of us sane people pushing for stricter gun control.  You just can’t get past your own racism to grasp reality, you sentient cum stain.

I’m fully aware of how crime rates are measured, fuckboy.  I’m also aware of how poverty and systemic racism affect crime rates.  And finally, I’m also aware I specificed MASS SHOOTINGS, which you willfully ignored, because you are a racist dickbag.  Now fuck off to your confederate flag and sleeping with your

I feel like this show was just handed over to Michael Bay for the last season and they didn’t tell any of us.

Spoken like a true racist shitbag.  So fuck off, you redneck inbred mouth breather.

If Democrats would grow a fucking pair and stop being the historical Charlie Brown to the GOPs Lucy, then maybe the rest of us could finally stop calling them a huge lot of pussies.  Unfortunately, I haven’t seen them do that for the past 40 years.

This is the only true answer.  Always shower after you’re done with a bath.

I laughed way too fucking hard at this.  Take your star you glorious sonofabitch.

last time I checked, almost all mass shootings in America are perpetrated by white men.  So fuck off, you racist asshat.

Bullshit. Most of the mass shootings in America are perpetrated using legally purchased weapons. Stricter gun laws would ABSOLUTELY reduce the gun violence in this country. Nobody is ever arguing that it would stop all gun violence. Nothing will do that. But reducing mass shootings would be a hell of an

If you’re a grammar NAZI, I’m aware of the mistake. That’s what I get for typing while my kid is trying to tell me something. By the time i noticed it, Kinja wouldn’t let me edit.