Well, I will gladly offer them what they would give to any of us suffering like they are right now:

I’m pretty sure that is what she’s wears at night during “sexy time,” with whatever cretin was stupid enough to marry that half melted, crook-eyed trash heap.

And yet it’s still a sport with more action than the average NFL game.

Most people wearing MAGA hats, of course.

Most people don’t have the 8 hours to spare on a public course watching hackers go back and forth horizontally on every hole while you stand on the tee box bored out of your fucking mind.  That’s pretty much why I quit playing the stupid game.  I figured I’d get thrown off the courses soon because I get tired of…

And every hole should be like that stadium hole in Arizona at the Waste Management tournament where the hole is surrounded by stadium seats filled with drunken lunatics.  I would watch every single tournament if it were played that way.

i only remember it because the Digital Underground song from the soundtrack introduced the world to Tupac for the first time.

We can’t.  The Boomers fucked this country up so bad, most people can’t afford to have a bunch of kids anymore.  

That’s just anecdotal.  The overall statistics of the country show old white people are overwhelmingly batshit Republicans.  Why do you think the average age of a Fox News Viewer is like in their late 50s?  It also coincides with the amount of people who get their news idiotically from Facebook.  Old people eat that…

There’s a very real chance he won’t even run again based on a lot of accounts, so it could be a moot point regardless.

I was pointing out you saying Kentucky likes him. They do not, based on current polling. You’re pointing at history with his most recent election being 6 years ago, but the last 3 years clearly show historical precedent is out the window. Besides, I think you’re conflating voting for someone with liking them. …

Trust me, that does not come close to what I consider an insult, so cry me a river. Alanis Morrisette was a straight up terrible artist. Her lyrics were laughable and the songwriting is juvenile and basic. It’s not about “liking” it. It is about it being objectively bad music.  Christ, the woman didn’t even know…

That’s not actually true. McConnell’s approval rating in KY is at an all time low.

I can’t wait til the both of them are dead. I’m road-tripping to each of their graves, drinking two cases of Milwaukee’s Best and eating $60 worth of Taco Bell, and then having the most epic bought of explosive diarrhea on each of their headstones.

That wasn’t even an actual rule, as was clearly indicated at the time of McConnell’s unprecedented move.  Just because dopey Biden made a suggestion didn’t put it into effect.  

Because since this country’s creation there was an expectation of decorum and rules.  None of the founders or prior generations expected such craven action by a political party like we’ve seen with the modern GOP.  So they didn’t put in place the necessary policies, rules, or laws to fully prevent this shit.

And this is also why the Democrats need a complete change of leadership, especially in the Senate.  That pathetic little pissant Schumer should be curb stomping this turtle-necked fuckwit in any way possible.  

I could definitely get on board with this plan. Especially considering that in a few years, we are actually going to have more people in the US 65 or older than people under that age. That kind a country is completely doomed unless we do something to either strip Boomers of their voting rights or institute some kind…

I don’t think things are going to flip at all. I’m 42 years old, and the trajectory of this country over those 4 decades has been nothing but a downward slope.

Me either. It’s a shame too, because I look at my 8 year old kids and can’t help but think they very likely will live it a country that looks like Mad Max once they are in their 40s. And it will 100% be the fault of shithead Republicans and their mouth-breather voters.