It seems clear from your statement that you have AWFUL taste in music.

Fuck off, tomato face.

Last time I checked, 138 lbs. is not fat, not even at my short stature.

Shit, I have plenty to hate about myself, but definitely not the fact that I view morbid obesity for what it is—repulsive, and a massive drain on the healthcare system. I’m sick of the ridiculous and constant attempt over the last couple years to make being disgustingly fat “beautiful.” Fuck that noise. Beauty is…

Yeah, I’m guessing the nitwits making that claim have never once played an instrument or learned music theory.

Except that these articles don’t actually show “hard science.”  They just come to a conclusion based on what amounts to a best guess.  There’s no hard science saying any of these products directly cause a specific disease.  For chrissakes, all they used to say 25 years ago was that you absolutely had to eat a low fat…

Sorry, that’s not remotely a convincing argument. I’m just gonna eat and drink what I want because, FFS, everyone has to die at some point. I’ll be damned if I’m going to eat and drink like a rabbit just to add a couple extra years. And to be honest with you, the last 42 years I’ve been alive haven’t exactly been Xan…

yeah, no. Some of us are just (rightfully) repulsed by sexualized morbid obesity.

I wanna know who’s paying the bill for his legal fees on this?  Because this ridiculous lawsuit doesn’t have a chance in hell of surviving preliminary motions, is a waste of time, and ultimately a waste of money.  So I wanna know who is funding this bullshit.

Yes!  I KNEW there was a movie these two were reminding me of.  I just couldn’t place it.  They look exactly like they are straight out of Dark Crystal.

Ha!  Is that still a thing?  Haven’t heard that word in years.  

When you still believe in a religion that has been a proven fraud, that pretty much guarantees you are a stupid shitbag.

plus, I refuse to acknowledge anybody as rational if they wear fucking magic underpants.

Yeah, because your racist ass owner and drunken ignoramus fan base is definitely the model people should look up to.

Somebody better burn that guy quick.  I’m certain based on this GIF that he’s a witch.

Welcome to Deadspin, Tim Armstrong

And yet Manfred will never address the two biggest problems in baseball: league-wide collusion to strangle the free agent market and the lack of an enforceable salary floor.

it’s actually not.  It’s just that football fills that dead time with incessant fucking replays and nonsensical bullshit from national announcers.

What you call “decorum” is what many of us see for what it truly is: cowardice. The Democratic leadership are absolutely cowards. And the sooner they get the hell out of the way and let the younger people clean up their mess the better.

You take this shit way too seriously.  Yes, I get what Cantore has done in his career.  But he still often acts like a jackass on camera.  Sometimes that is a good thing!  Like when he drilled that college kid in the nuts on air and never skipped a beat.  He’s entertaining as hell, but a jackass too.  most weather…