I’m pretty sure this was many people’s first thought.  Although I do get significant joy out of Sajak’s outright trolling people anymore for being dumbasses who still can’t correctly play what is an insanely simple game.  

I’m not defending these two men at all, I’m supporting the countless victims this piece of shit molested over the years, for which there is a ton of evidence. And the J.D. hanging on my wall and the state bar license in my wallet proves I not only know how to look at evidence far better than you, but also proves I…

I trust local election officials with volunteer observers of the count a hell of a lot more than I do a shady corporation like Diebold controlling everything. You computer guys are far too trusting of software that is easily manipulated and impossible to catch without specified auditing.

Also, you cumstain, when you start falling back on grammar claims (on what was also clearly a typo, not a grammatical error. But you’re too fucking retarded to know the difference) you’ve lost completely. Never mind that pretty much 90% of the world agrees with my position. Go fuck yourself with a razor wire…

Hahahahahaha. Nobody vehemently defends a sad, washed up dead pop star the way you do without either a) wishing you too were secretly raped by Jackson, or b) so idolize him that you rape children yourself. Nobody.

Keep telling yourself that, pedo.  Doesn’t change the reality that your life is so worthless you defend your fellow NAMBLA scumbag on the basis that freak made cheesy pop music that was last relevant decades ago.  I think you’re just made Jackson didn’t let you suck his bleached mushroom dick also.

No, you most definitely are not a man. you’re a pimple-dick, child fucker apologist bridge troll.

Don’t worry, you’ll be getting skull-fucked soon enough in prison you child rapist.

There’s no such thing as actual independents dude.  Yeah, they might be registered independent, but all statistics over the last several elections show people typically stick with one side or the other.

This.  100 times over.  Fuck the whole Boomer generation.  Even worst are the ones OLDER than that generation still running and holding office, the Bernie and that halfwit in CA, Diane Feinstein.  Seriously, fuck off into the sunset already, you old coots!

Because you’re an idiot.  Nobody who’s innocent has that many people accuse them of being a predator.  Anybody with half a brain knows Jackson was a goddamn pedophile with serious mental issues.  Conrad Murray did the world a favor.  Too bad he couldn’t have done the same with R Kelly as well.

Sounds to me like you’ve diddled a few boys yourself.  Fuck off and die you pedo freak.

mustard on a burger. salt on fries. If you need a condiment on fries, you’re eating shitty fries. If anything, some malt vinegar works too. I don’t put anything on my eggs other than salt and pepper. Maybe some hot sauce here and there. I did think of one thing I put ketchup on though, and that’s meat loaf. But…

because he’s tomatoface.  just ignore that account completely.

Most doctors don’t know shit anyways. I read medical records all day long for a living. All the majority of them do is shove as many pharmaceuticals down your throat as humanly possible.

Meh. I’m only 42 and I’m already at the “fuck it all I’m just going to do what I want” stage.   The rate the world has gone so far in my 42 years, I’m pretty damn certain I have no desire to live until I’m in my 80s.

I also looked at the guys face and immediately heard the Curb Your Enthusiasm music.

Bullshit.  You might as well just pour fucking maple syrup on those things.  The only time ketchup should be used for any adult food is as a base for cocktail sauce.  And if you put ketchup on a hotdog you should be be choked.

Nope.  Not even fries.  

This is total bullshit, because I know even in person, I am ALWAYS called an anti-Semite anytime I directly criticize Israel and their shitbag oppressive policies. Language isn’t the problem. Forced allegiance to a foreign power is as UN-AMERICAN as it gets. Not to mention that they aren’t exactly friendly to…