that was my absolute favorite.  Like your entire league lacks creativity so much they named two teams with the same damn name.

And the pretty part of looking INTO America is knowing how good you have it not having to live there.

These nitwits have zero grasp on what constitutes perjury in a legal sense. But also, if anybody committed perjury in a general sense, it was these two asshats when they took the oath of office.

Rules are made to be broken.  Especially stupid, archaic parliamentary ones, and in this era of the GOP burning the fucking country to the ground.

As bad as I hate the city of Philadelphia, at least your team spends money. I’m forced to suffer as a Pirates fan with one of the cheapest owners in all of sports, and a condescending front office that makes you want to beat the living shit out the GM, President, and Owner every time one of those d-bags opens their…

Bobby Bonilla is my hero for that deal.  Truly is something to behold.

That doesn’t mean shit.  If a prosecutor is willing to waste time on people knocking off an article of clothing, they should be recalled for wasting tax dollars.

The irony is these candy asses love to yell “snowflake!” yet they press charges over someone knocking off their stupid Klan hats.  fucking pansies, the whole lot of them.

Still hands down the greatest series I’ve ever watched on television. And having lived in Baltimore for the last two years of its run, I got to see how accurate it was, firsthand. I remember driving through their set one day after work, and a block away the real cops had like twelve black kids in cuffs on the curb. …

Why the hell would you tip them?  It’s fast food!  Nobody tips at a fast food joint.  FFS, everyone I know just assumes they are getting a normal wage.  They aren’t actually waitstaff.

Ha!  So true.  

Ha, I just love that she OWNS the GOP at this point. On social media they’re basically a freshman athlete to her olympic gold medal performances, and tehn when they always try to target her youth and rookie status in Congress, she always ends up looking like the adult in the room to them being spoiled toddlers.  She…

Every one of these “centrists” deserves to be taken out on the Capital lawn and beaten with a switch.  Many, many times.

He’s got to make a cameo, right?  I mean he really was the first (and maybe only?) iconic black horror killer.

I’m like a kid counting down til Christmas thinking about this movie. I LOVED Candyman as a kid. Creepy as hell. And iconic.

why does every one of these right wing d-bags under 55 look like someone put a face and a tiny wig on a big toe and put a doll suit on it?

you should have been there at the time those tabloid stories first hit. It was absolutely amazing for us kids who grew up watching ALF. Ahhhh, to live in the days before the Internet turned the entire fucking world in the Mos Eisley Cantina.

Goddamnit, that is a fantastic reference.  I still remember when those photos of Max Wright hit the tabloids in the 90s.  Those were the good ol’ days.

Shut. It. Down. People.  This wins the internet for today.

And no dead roommates.