I like the way you think!

and no novacaine.

Yeah, I’d totally be down for that.

Goddamn, man.  That’s a hell of a reference.

I just want him dead.  I don’t care what does it, but D.E.A.D, dead.  Preferably right in the middle of another incoherent rant on national television.  I go to bed every night wishing that will be the night this tangerine bridge troll finally meets his maker.

Stop trying to sound way smarter than you actually are. It just exposes you as a pompous asshole. The purpose of the poll is not to measure or identify what is actually extreme. It’s to quantify people’s perceptions of either party. For that purpose, the polling results are effective and accurate. By all measures…

What I don’t understand is why the hell recycling is so difficult in this country in the first place? For fucksakes, it does not have to be rocket science. And now that China has stopped taking our waste, and the recycling trucks are just regular garbage trucks painted a different color, I can only recycle a fraction…

No, the point is that something like Fred Armisen putting on makeup to play a character (Obama) is not really that different than what the Wayans did. Hell, even when Kimmel played Karl Malone to make fun of Malone’s individual characteristics, it wasn’t to make fun of him for being black or to make fun of black…

I understood your points all along, if that’s any comfort. Zaphod42 is just being the typical smug liberal prick who lives to be in a constant state of outrage and offense in this country. It’s really quite pathetic, and it is one of the main reason someone like Trump ended up in the White House.

Every time I see McCain I can’t help but think she desperately needs a hate fucking.  And maybe a Donkey Punch for good measure.

because it’s the final straw after many many attempts to get the family assistance.  If the kid is still that much of a delinquent, then blame does go to the parent.  

Ding ding ding!

Now we’re talking.  I’m sick in tired of these backwoods states having a disproportionate say in the policies and laws of this country. 

Nope.  Slut shaming is absolutely appropriate for that mail-order, feckless cunt.

I would not even hesitate with those options.  I’d choose death every time.

I always thought that’s because Jews fully understand that the Old Testament/Torah is not supposed to be taken literally. Christians (especially ones who lean heavily on the whole “vengeful god” BS) tend to be much more gullible and stupid and believe the Bible to to be taken at it’s word and as factual.

Those are the ones he ate in the womb.

Huh. Volleyball.  That’s a new nickname for “Eric” I hadn’t heard yet.

Right back at ya, tough guy MAGAtard.

Bring it, you little dickhole.  That discovery would be amazing.  I can only imagine the skeletons in this entitled little prick’s closet.  I’m betting it includes at least one sexual assault.