I have quite a bit of experience with Costco at the corporate level.  Trust me, the MAGA chuds HATE Costco.  They pay a living wage, and all but like 2% of their employees get benefits.  Those 2%are just new employees that haven’t hit the start of their benefits yet.  Also, The vast majority of their store managers…

Just wanted to point out that the Steelers fanbase does not necessarily intersect with the Pirates fanbase.  Just like the Penguins fanbase can tend to be it’s own unique thing in this town.

I think this just gave me an erection.

For the win!

This is hands down my favorite of all the NFL takes. As someone who grew up a die hard Steelers fan, I don’t even watch football anymore because I so despise that rapist shit-stain at QB. I went from living and breathing Steelers to actively rooting for the Patriots to win a 6th Super Bowl, just to stick it to all…

It is NEVER too early fro brown liquors.  Never.

“The beatings will continue until morale improves!”

I’ve always known it as “eggshell.”

That’s because Eric does all the murdering in that family.  One fleeting glance at that mug of his and you just know he has several dead hookers in his basement.

Break your heart? Shit, I spend every day HOPING that the vast majority of these people being harmed are Trump’s die hard supporters. They deserve endless pain and misery for what they wrought on this country and the world as a whole. 

Please Trump, by all means.  Die already.  There will be a celebration across the globe like New Year’s Eve.  Of course, they won’t be cheering you in the way you’d want, but don’t let that get in the way.  Just gorge down some more KFC and get that heart to finally explode.

Glad I’m not the only one. 9 year old me still wants to kick that Mustachioed Douche Nozzle square in the balls for my wasted time over that.

Wait...Peggy Noonan is still a thing? I thought she just blew away into the distance at least 10 years ago like a plastic grocery bag in a summer breeze, one that is as empty as her vapid commentary.

He also did more TO this country, and not in a good way. So yeah, I’m not crying any tears for him. I’m not cheering his death though, which is something I absolutely WILL do every time Trump or a member of his family finally meets their maker. And also Mitch McConnell. I can’t wait to gas up the car for a family…

I guess I do too then, because that would be one hell of an epic dumpster fire to see and now I want it to happen too.

This. This. This. This.  Spot on with this take.  +1

I always feel like Lena Dunham just has a thousand burner accounts she uses to whine about Bernie Supporters all day, and “burning sensation” is one of them.

That is one of the greatest South Park episodes ever.

Both are the true face. It just depends on the area of the town you are in. There’s still a pretty significant segregated aspect to the city as a whole, with distinct communities that tend to be predominantly black or predominantly white. But as someone who has spent all but 2 of my 41 years here, it’s definitely…

Actions speak louder than words. That’s what people look at with Clinton. And the reality is that Hillary, just like her husband, was a hardened centrist. Everything she said in the campaign just reeked as some sort of pathetic attempt at reading the tea leaves. She should have never, ever been the candidate, and…