“couldn’t they give you like, a better chin? I mean I can still see your brothers faces when I look at you.”

My beef with Waze is it will add thirty turns to shave off thirty seconds

“Who made the mess in the bathroom?” - Me, usually around 3pm.

Needs more Haba games:

I hate this advice, but I begrudgingly agree with the logic behind it. It’s like when someone tells you that something smells terrible; you kinda have to find out just how bad it is

I’m surprised it’s even legal to skip over broadcasting a title sequence that contains the cast and crew credits. I mean, those credits are a contractual agreement, part of the compensation the cast and crew are entitled to. Yes, viewers have always had the choice to walk out of the theater or turn off the TV when the…

My thought on sharing my music with my kids as they grow up is that they will get introduced to the current popular music at school, and by their friends. From me, they learn what like, and what excites me. They play the new music they learn for us, we share the music we love with them. They also get told that…

Phrasing!

Only cheap assholes looking for an excuse to not tip. Think about it. You have to walk in with then intention of doing this, which means you’re expecting bad service. So, either you’re intentionally going somewhere with bad service, or you’re going to make sure you get bad service so you don’t have to tip.

Yeah, I never understood using the stick on wait staff... they are alone with your food; use the carrot instead.

How about we get some bullets so I don’t have to listen to it? I hate shit like this. I click a link, I want to read what’s behind the link.

I freeze stock in icecube trays for future use, it might be fun to put one of them in the middle.

D.B. Pooper

WD-40 is NOT a lubricant. When will people figure this out. Go buy some white lithium or silicone based spray nonsense if you want to lubricate something.

Thanks for fixing my typo. Yes, I meant the French word and NOT the stringed instrument. ;)

If anyone is wondering why Canada has lower drug prices than the US, here’s some background on the Patented Medicine Prices Review Board, which regulates prescription drug prices. http://www.pmprb-cepmb.gc.ca/about-us/mandate-and-jurisdiction 

Any tips for getting your wife to use the squeegee you bought and hung in the shower explicitly for this purpose? 😬

no he cant wear pants for a year.