If you come from a place with lousy bagels (almost everywhere outside of New York) and you have to toast your bagels, then this is acceptable. Real bagels, when fresh, do not need to be toasted, and should be eaten like a sandwich.

Hard disagree. Chik Fil A is way overrated and mediocre.
Popeye’s>Shake Shack>PDQ>Chik-Fil-A>Wendy’s.

All I know is that I want one of those crew Ski Jackets. Damn that thing is cool.

I have a hard time feeling sorry for a company that charges 10 dollars for an 8 cent bucket of popcorn.
I would’ve been going to the movies way more often, pre-pandemic, if I didn’t feel like I was getting fucked every single time I went there.

Not Chappelle’s Show. Netflix pulled it at Chappelle’s request.

The Repair Shop is one show that nobody talks about that I think so many people would love. Not sure how popular it was overseas, but in the States, I mention it and nobody has heard of it. Then when they give it a chance, they love it.

“Always remember to empty your pumpkin from the bottom”
No. Cut a hexagon in the back of the pumpkin, angling your bottom cuts down so when you place the piece back in, it stay in place.
Light it with a corded LED lamp.

I use linoleum cutters and clay sculpting loops,and I don’t cut through the pumpkin.

But reading a transcript of an Obama speech makes perfect sense.
When you read a Trump transcript, you realize that while the words he were saying were English, and they made sense when you heard them, they are actually word salad that makes Sarah Palin sound like a Rhodes Scholar.

Yeah, but this works for times when you remember a song but can’t remember the title, or the artist, which happens a lot, to me at least.

There is an easy fix for this. WD40 Electronic Contact Cleaner (not regular WD40).
I had serious drift. This solvent solved it.

I love the fact that I can say “Alexa, goodnight” and it shuts off any light I may have left on, and makes sure my front door is locked.
I live in an old house, and my basement has pullcord style lamps scattered throughout. Now, as soon as I open my basement door, all 5 bulbs turn on.
Then if I come back up with a load…

This. I switched to a single blade safety razor about 3 years ago, and would never go back to anything else. I bought a 100 pack of blades for 20 bucks and still have about 20 blades left. I only shave twice a week, but the cost savings is immense, and the shave is way better.

I spray my shirts with plain tap water in a spray bottle and then hang them up when I shower. Works awesome in warm/hot weather. Not so great in the winter, because I don’t want to leave the house with a damp shirt. On a hot day, I don’t mind the damp shirt and it dries really fast.
If I am just wearing a t-shirt and…

When I think of an emergency fund, it would be needed because I lost my job. At that point, you would either need COBRA, which costs a fortune, or if possible, you qualify for medicaid. In the case of COBRA, you would need to have a lot more in your emergency fund than what your deuctible was, because you would now…

As a New Yorker, I’ve learned to walk right through people trying to hand me shit. Most of the time though, they can tell by the look on my face, and the way I am walking, that I am not some tourist mark, and they shouldn’t even bother trying.

He has no idea how much anything costs, since he has most likely never even had to go shopping once in his life. He thinks you have to show ID to buy a loaf of bread, and he thinks a DNA test kit costs 1 dollar.

Best way to warm up: Jog slower than your normal pace.

Santorini may be my favorite 2 player abstract of all time. It’s beautiful, and you can find it really cheap occasionally.
My 6 year old daughter also likes Sushi Go, Go Nuts for Donuts, and even Century Golem Edition, which may seem age inappropriate, but she figured out how to build an engine with her cards pretty…

The “Echo Input” really needs a digital out.

Target’s are usually in the Customer returns area just past the entrance. I bring my bags there.