As bad as CM Punk is (one quick video of him trying to throw a punch while training, and I knew he was bad, like reaaaaaaly bad) he would kill this little bastard and I would love to see it.

Get rid of the helmets and shoulder pads, and counter-intuitively, the game will get much safer.

Bronner’s is the best soap ever.

I don’t think anyone has bootlegged this yet. I’ve seen Ticket To Ride, Carcassone, Sushi Go and 7 Wonders bootlegged, but this is probably too niche and too big to bother with.

I don’t think anyone has bootlegged this yet. I’ve seen Ticket To Ride, Carcassone, Sushi Go and 7 Wonders…

Mellencamp is solid D for me. I can’t stand his voice, and always trying way too hard to have that blue collar image. A really poor man’s Springsteen.

The last few WILCO albums have been a bit of a miss for me, and I’ve been listening to Tweedy since the UT days, but live they are still phenomenal, and Nels Cline is one of the best guitarists alive today.

That belongs in my top 3 movies. Period.

I’ll have to disagree on Burton. Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure is my favorite comedy of all time. A+++++ on that film. His first Batman film is still the best of all Batman films.

BUY A BUTTER BELL!!!! I don’t understand why these aren’t on every kitchen counter in the country. We bought one a few years ago, and it is easily one of the best kitchen purchases we have ever made. It allows you to safely keep butter at room temperature on your counter, so you always have nice spreadable butter at…

I hate proximity keys, and any car key that is not just a regular key. I like to be able to go the hardware store and have several copies made for a couple bucks each, and just keep them stashed where I need them. The proximity key is bulky, it almost doubles the size of my key ring. It’s annoying when I want to go…

Sodium Lauroyl Isethionate is not “soap” it is a detergent. They are two very different things.
Watch and learn as the owner of Dr. Bronner’s explains the difference between soap and detergent (most of that shit you buy at the store should not be called soap) in this interesting news piece about how Bronner’s came to…

When my dad taught me how to drive, (and he is an excellent driver) he told me that when backing out of the driveway, to cut the wheel in the other direction before you come to a complete stop in reverse. Of course, he learned to drive before power steering existed, but it is less stress on your vehicle to cut the…

I’ll just quote a Trump shirt I saw people wearing at Trump rallies: “Fuck your feelings”. It’s hilarious how the people who call liberals snowflakes any time they are losing an argument are crying because of what a comedian said, when their shitty traitor of a President insults people on a daily basis from his bully…

Sorry, but if you use the term Kylie without a last name attached, it should be in reference to Kylie Minogue.

I would like to know why the David Dennison alias was used on both the Stormy Daniels NDA, and the playmate abortion NDA. Does Cohen give everyone the same alias, or is it used for Trump in both cases? Side note: If you are using an alias, you are probably up to no good.

And he’s honest? There literally isn’t a single thing he doesn’t lie about. It’s as if he isn’t capable of telling the truth, ever!

Louis CK has the same bit, except it is around the word “amazing”.

Are Ba Ba Booey and “Hit em with the Hein” still allowed?

I created a friend list that includes all co-workers. They are blocked from seeing anything I post except for occasional photos of the kids, and anything charity related, or inoffensive.

I was watching Family Feud recently. The category was “Name an Anti-gun Violence group”. The first answer given was “CPR”. It was the number one answer. The other family couldn’t even come up with a second one. They just kept saying “The only one I know if is CPR. Dangit!”