I have the same gait when I have to poop.

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

here’s a tip...

That “arms and core” image looks terrifying. Nice little workout, but if one of your hands slips, it looks from here like you’re going to drive that metal bar into your spine with your full weight. That would suck.

Why are you blaming the voters? The DNC has basically made it policy to run on a very fiscally conservative platform with as few socially liberal concessions as possible, and the one time a real candidate appears advocating for wealth equality, the whole fucking establishment came down on him. Voters don’t owe the…

Which is it? Planks or pushups?

SubCow: I’ve got chills. Thanks for sending that in.

So it is better than Rocky V.

You’d probably be better off watching the last 152 minutes of Tommy Morrison’s life.

Retired boxer went to jail for rape and was a leading cast member in top rated sitcom Friends.

“cut up my face double edged blade”

i felt hella creepy for awhile and then i decided to just live my truth

Try cutting off the wifi, see if that works better.

All these rules, no wonder Michael Cole almost choked himself on Monday Night RAW, having to call Cesaro’s Cross Face holding maneuver. Almost crippling, even.

“Don’t rhyme quinoa with any wrestler’s name. Past or present, but specifically past.”

Cookie dough is friend to all children

I like a lot fo cookies, but yes. Cookie dough is great. Cookie dough is really neat. Cookie dough is made of meat. Yay Gamera!

I thought the flag was for when you leave mail in the box for the postal worker, not for when your mail has been delivered.

The guy who was reporting about the guy who dirited his pants, he just sounds so defeated by this and life. It’s like there is a pause before he says the final sentence and you can hear his inner monologue saying, “This is my life...fuck.”

I did not think he was shaming the people who had to sue, but was shaming the companies.