Only cheap assholes looking for an excuse to not tip. Think about it. You have to walk in with then intention of doing this, which means you’re expecting bad service. So, either you’re intentionally going somewhere with bad service, or you’re going to make sure you get bad service so you don’t have to tip.

Yeah, I never understood using the stick on wait staff... they are alone with your food; use the carrot instead.

How about we get some bullets so I don’t have to listen to it? I hate shit like this. I click a link, I want to read what’s behind the link.

I freeze stock in icecube trays for future use, it might be fun to put one of them in the middle.

D.B. Pooper

Hold up, if people are responsible for the damage they do to their body, why are not we also, as a nation, responsible for the harm of the products we let be sold? Why are we not duty bound to tax harmful products and use that money to take care of the people harmed by them? And, why not also make everyone buy health…

WD-40 is NOT a lubricant. When will people figure this out. Go buy some white lithium or silicone based spray nonsense if you want to lubricate something.

Thanks for fixing my typo. Yes, I meant the French word and NOT the stringed instrument. ;)

If anyone is wondering why Canada has lower drug prices than the US, here’s some background on the Patented Medicine Prices Review Board, which regulates prescription drug prices. http://www.pmprb-cepmb.gc.ca/about-us/mandate-and-jurisdiction 

Who would have thought that our wedding anniversary would happen to be Election Day! 

Maybe I’m being obtuse but I felt the gay slurs used in Stranger Things were part and parcel with the vernacular of the day (and later times really). They weren’t calling him gay because he was or had demonstrated his “gayness” in some way off-screen; they were calling him gay because many kids are jerks who called…

Any tips for getting your wife to use the squeegee you bought and hung in the shower explicitly for this purpose? 😬

no he cant wear pants for a year.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

here’s a tip...

That “arms and core” image looks terrifying. Nice little workout, but if one of your hands slips, it looks from here like you’re going to drive that metal bar into your spine with your full weight. That would suck.

Why are you blaming the voters? The DNC has basically made it policy to run on a very fiscally conservative platform with as few socially liberal concessions as possible, and the one time a real candidate appears advocating for wealth equality, the whole fucking establishment came down on him. Voters don’t owe the…

Which is it? Planks or pushups?

SubCow: I’ve got chills. Thanks for sending that in.