I mean, soccer is the easy answer, right?

I watched The Emperor’s New Groove for the first time this week and right now I don’t think you could pressure me to say that’s not it.

Why? If you wanna go to a comedy show and don’t have anyone to go to the comedy show with, just go to the comedy show.

Yeah, they keep talking about sports.

Marchman, you said the Deadcast (featuring your dog) is coming back soon after some logistical items are cleared up. My question- is it?

He was busy protecting his own girlfriend, pictured here:

Ready for the full Arsenal Champions League Group Stage Experience:

Look at it this way, last time players in that locker room hated each other they brought a shitload of guns in to settle it. This is an improvement!

Ashley, it’s already great to have you here FT and sportsing real hard.

Ashley will be jettisoned into space, in accordance with bankruptcy law.

I think you’re overlooking the part where Grantland folded because it was a money pit even though it was backed by the wealthiest media company in the history of the world.

Why is this website so rude?

Turns out all they saw was just the tip of the iceberg.

“You’re a prison” is such a good comeback.

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

Which current Deadspin staffer would make it furthest on American Ninja Warrior?

Everyone is going to be so pissed when GS wins Game 7 at home after Draymond punches LeBron’s dick clean off.

Super Bowl 36. Pats over Rams. Pats would never have become the dynasty that they are. They would have remained in relative obscurity, still overshadowed by the Bruins, Red Sox and Celtics.

Can I take away the Red Sox 2004 comeback in the ALCS?