100% True Story: one time at a party Beal approached my friend’s little sister with the opening line: “Hi, I’m Brad, I play for the Wizards” and she responded with “I don’t know the name. You should practice some more.”

What job do you think you could be successful at if you started today (that is not your current job)? For example, I am convinced that I could start making and selling funny/ironic/stupid T-Shirts for a profit.

What’s the best way to sneak out of an office job early? The major hurdle I’ve always faced is that the sound of picking up one’s keys is so distinctive. As an aside, I also feel liberal-guilt from not turning the lights off in my office if/when sneaking.

100% agreed. The interrogation video of him was just sad, and Len Kachinsky’s “representation” of Dassey should’ve gotten him disbarred

Yo! Brendan Dassey (of Making a Murderer fame) just had his conviction overturned! http://www.wisn.com/news/brendan-d… Thoughts/comments/reactions? Also, I’m trying to get on the ungrayed-train, if possible

Are we just passing out un-greying? Hook your boy up!

Should I *attempt* to work at all for the rest of today or just let the patriotism flow through my computer monitor and look super serious until its time to bail?

What’s your best Pokemon? Also, I’ve hatched two 10K eggs, and they both came out as Aerodactyls. That’s some bullshit, amirite?

Did Deadcast Die?

Kosovo War. Family was on vacation in Disney World, turned on the TV when we got back to the room and all I remember is being sad that we were at war

Counterpoint: http://espn.go.com/nba/draft2016/…

Sonics over Bulls in 1996. Potentially saves basketball in Seattle, stains MJ’s Finals legacy (instead of 6-0 he’s now 5-1), changes the Best Player Ever debate

Draymond’s leg was as natural as Kobe’s follow-through here:

You know you got clowned, hard, when the Ref laughs at you

On the Seventh Day God Rested, and He Said I Should Too

He’s in elite company:

Clearly modeling his game after his favorite player, Nick Young

Corn on the cob is way too low. You can grill it! Mac and cheese is also too low. You’re dumb and wrong, thumb guy from Chopped.

What is dead may never die

Raja Bell. Remember when he and Kobe got into it in the playoffs? The nerve of that guy! What a guy.