A few points:

NOTE: He is not the dog on the crate box visible at the top of the picture.

What’s one thing you’ve added to your respective abodes that makes your home significantly better? I have had “The Clapper” since college and it is wonderful

I recently got a dog. He is a very good dog. And it is appropriate to comment about him here b/c his name is “Bear” and it is Friday. How do I teach Bear how to fetch?

“If fans will mosey on into the stadium, whip out their credit card for a scarf and a couple brews, and hoot and holler for Real Local FC for 90 minutes regardless of the quality of the soccer” - Something I’ve done 5-6 times, each more fun than the last. I am part of the problem

Every single one of these posts makes me smile. Bless you for this, Deadspin

“WE NEED BIGGER GUNS”

FYI - Chicago is called the “Second City” because the first iteration burned to the ground. They rebuilt it, and thus, it is the Second City