Oh. I haven't seen that. Is it any good? A phenomenal performance in a middling film isn't so easy for the academy to notice. Unless of course, you're Jennifer Lawrence.

They probably deserve it.

What was Shannon snubbed for? I'm a bit drunk right now and I honestly don't remember.

Emily Blunt deserved a nod.

They got carried away playing madlibs.

My Beautiful, Dark, Twisted, No Good Cousin.

They don't want you to cite Kahled as your favorite producer.

Best verse of his career, IMO. I need to go back to some of his earlier stuff to be sure. I think he may have heard Kendrick's verse and gotten cautious about not getting murdered on his own track, as the kids like to say.

I think it was supposed to be a spoof of porn from a bygone era.

For me, it was all in Driver's delivery.

Why does it always sound like you're saying this through gritted teeth?

Many Bothans died to bring you this Newswire.

I seriously feel so bummed out about that story and I think that's the main reason. In a few years when the real effects of this incident actually begin materializing, very few will remember and it'll just fall back to the usual "crime is rampart in the black community because black" narrative.

I'm 29 and I tolerate him when he actually turns in a good track.

Actually, no. Not nearly enough blonde white girls look like Charlize Theron or Elizabeth Banks.

At last night's debate, Cruz opened with criticism of Obama for not declaring WW3 on Iran over those sailors who were taken into custody for trespassing and promptly released except, he worded it like they were "captured." To close the debate, Trump called the people who took them into custody wiseguys or mobsters or…

"Oh yeah, Trump. Seemed like a good kid. Something happen to him, detectives?"

With that grating way he talks, I'm sure he's got an insufferable Sinatra impression.

For the record, I wasn't directing the joke at his children. I'm sure they're lovely and I kinda feel bad for them.

*Googles "Ted Cruz children"*