Meanwhile, Pac Div is still thinking about running for mayor.

I mostly agree but I secretly hated "Thrift Shop" from the moment I first heard it at my old job and everyone was flipping their shit over it. "Can't Hold Us" is more my speed and I never tire of hearing it. "Same Love" is pretty good.

Thanks! I was wracking my brain. At first I thought it was Charlize Theron but then she showed up later in the video.

Who's the actress that goes on after Gere?

One day we'll get an oral history of the av club/dissolve great migration and other significant staff changes or an expert witness from one of the staff.

I've heard he was good and well-liked at other endeavors before getting this gig and I can believe it but this show just does nothing for me. Even when he has on a guest I really like. I literally can't have it on for more than a minute without cringing.

Man, I normally don't join the whole "this guy really sucks at late night" chorus but watching James Corden really takes me there. I sometimes leave it on after Colbert and apparently the show is so offensively bland to me, I can't even stomach it playing in the background while I attend to other things.

White person sings along to rap song. News at 11.

Someone finally showed her where they'd hidden the publish-to-newswire button.

Jesus Christ. Even among all the white performances, that isn't remotely true. I'd love to be as naive as ChrRome for just one day.

You're the worst Steve Jobs by far.

Fuck cancer.

I feel like I'm having deja vu because I could swear I've read that "promise of premise" wording elsewhere recently.

I can't believe I'm saying this but John Krasinski deserves better than this. He gave you almost a decade of lovable reaction shots, America. And no, being married to Emily Blunt won't cut it.

Then why do I keep hearing about all the wacky hijinks to be found on Hannibal?

You dedicated an entire comment to just her. Go ahead and just get a room already, you two.

I might get flayed for this but fvck it. King of Queens had its moments.

Yeah. There are also the exchanges it has with another Han Solo account that are always funny. My favorites of his tweets are the ones that reference Hux.

Was there a GJI on Emo Kylo Ren? That account is much funnier in my opinion.

You know, there's this thing called the internet and I've been told it's just lousy with hot Asian chicks. Some that play saxophone, probably.