Weird that none of the amazon ads below this newswire is for the book.

I think three NBC newswires in one day is enough, AV Club. Look what you guys have gone and done to Dirtbike.

He was sent back to tell everyone about it. So what if he's the umpteenth person to come back for that reason? It's almost like you're saying these people that keep getting sent back lie on their applications about their qualifications for the job.

That just gave me an idea. You know what One Million Moms needs to do instead of constantly complaining about the "filth" on their tv? They should hold screenings where they just pray over the filth as it airs on their tv. I'm thinking they can start with just straight up hardcore porn first or something on skinemax.

Nice try, Onion but you're not getting me to turn off ad-block.

GOD HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!

#iwokeuplikethis #nofilter

Dogs have really been having the worst of it this halloween:

#whitecharliebrowngenocide

You have a funny way of spelling arousing.

Welp, if Subsaharan winds up on the news tonight for killing a bunch of kittens, you'll all know what triggered it.

I'm sure you're making some good points but you picked the absolute wrong forum to try to defend 5SOS and your completely novel abhorrence of foul language is only going to get you blank stares around here. If anything, your issue should be with the editorial staff of this website for reviewing a 5SOS album here…

Not that it automatically makes it okay but I'm pretty sure the commenter wasn't being serious. Snark and sarcasm is kinda currency around here.

Ouch. Masectomy burn!

#whitemalegenocide

Also, all-male Suffragette. Make it happen, Hollywood.

Easiest way to franchise tie-in.

Nothing says I'm in charge like nine exclamation points.

All-male Bring It On has to star Channing Tatum or no dice.

Oh man, I do remember that. And just thinking about it now, I realize it's become even easier to make that mistake now that most browsers shorten the urls in location bars.