He just wanted to make sure all the ladies in the dressing rooms were pulling their pants up and not listening to that hippity-hop or getting pregnant all the time.

I never fully understand what George Lucas had done till I was a grown adult man. In fact, I think I remember kinda liking Phantom Menace for a few years.

Bad Santa: The Legend of Curly's Gold.

Bad Santa: Havana Nights.

Seeing as how the first installment came out when I had just turned 17 and I enjoyed it immensely, can I legit complain about this sequel raping my childhood? I just want to know how that feels for once.

I like smoking quaaludes of molly-doobies just like you. Do you know where I can score some?

I honestly think it might actually be him.

What's the one thing that's somehow remained relevant for 31 years that unifies us all? The only things I can think of are The Simpsons and Law and Order and I'm not even sure if that's accurate.

I'm willing to bet most people, like you, liked District 9. But then we all went and saw the next two.

Ninja already looks like he smells of the sea… and not in a good way.

Oh God, you too? I thought it was just me.

People more creative and snarky than me, can we speculate wildly on some of Blomkamp's "other things?"

Good.

That same poster was still hanging in the hallway of my local Cinemark as recently as a week ago.

More memorable than her.

Ha! They were rolling deep at coachella a couple months back.

Right?

The Pussy Posse.

He get results, you stupid chef!

As a fan of DGG from the beginning, sometimes I feel like I'm being too hard on the guy. I saw Joe and Prince Avalanche and while I thought they were pretty serviceable returns to form, I couldn't heap as much praise on them as most people did. I still think his best film to date is George Washington but I'm aware…