…the only personal signature is a funky, slow-mo dance party, which the
filmmaker somehow manages to insert into every movie he makes.

Digital Natives.

Blonde Boobs™

I stepped away for a second after hitting play to tend to my dog. When I came back, all I got was some random dude wishing me a happy halloween for like 30 seconds.

N - No
B - Butts
C - Can be seen on screen.

I think what needs to be included in training and orientation at news sites like these if it isn't already, is instructions on checking fucking sources and links and following the trail all the way through, regardless of how reputable the immediate source of the news item is. Then run the original source through whois…

The "Who the fuck is this?" article was a thing of pure joy. If they could put out more in that vein, I might visit the site more often: http://www.starwipe.com/art…

Okay, I was wrong to single out elderly people. But there's definitely a contingent of clueless out there that still falls for shit like this. I mean, come on! Domain name syntax is pretty much common knowlege at this point, right? Maybe it's because I work in web design. I honestly don't know.

"That's just what the lamestream media wants you to think"

I heard she's Undateable. NBC pun FTW, lol. Please don't downvote me.

Wait… is Sam actually an elderly internet user who doesn't fully understand how urls work because those are the only people I assume still fall for shit like this in 2015.

Ok, so this is pretty fucked up but can we just be honest and admit that NBC probably deserved this? I mean, seriously. It's N fucking BC. They should be lucky they haven't folded already.

I legit read Chloe Sevigny as Chloe Grace Moretz so seeing that pic up top was really disorienting.

Let's not forget that Tupac, totally justified, shot two dirty off-duty cops and got off on a self-defense plea.

Even sadder in the particular case are the reports, though unconfirmed, that the girl in SC just recently lost her mother and grandmother and had been living in a foster home.

I love moments like these when he fully sheds his skin and the real GH comes out.

I'm more pissed at people who blindly defend these assholes than the shitty officers themselves. All active-duty marines put their lives in infinitely more danger than cops but when one is accused of something heinous, you rarely ever see these victim-blaming, cop-defending types rushing to his/her defense.

Adam Sander is Jim Halpert. I can see that.

I've been reading up on some of the behind the scenes stuff on that documentary and boy, the amount of schaudenfreude to be enjoyed is just… God bless you, GG idiots.

Up until recently, I had no idea he was related to Nick Sobotka.