Great. How does he look in a duster?

It's sad really. He said something to the effect of wanting to just start mentioning Trump in all his public speakings so as to always keep his name in the news. Not sure if he stuck to it but if he did, it's not working.

More boring than Kerry?

Yeah, I once saw footage of him sitting before congress on some energy issue and I couldn't believe how snarky and passive-aggressive he was being at members of congress. I just kept thinking, where the hell was that guy during the campaign?

In a nice bit of irony and schadenfreude, the Westboro Baptist church apparently protested her recently over her multiple failed marriages.

I'm adding this to my Rum Diary.

Have you been watching the news lately?

Wow. Everyone just flag this human feces and move on.

He also kinda looks like Tilda Swinton.

This trailer was unnerving in all the right ways. If the actual film can keep that up all the way through, this could really be something great.

Didn't he intern with At The Movies once?

Hubbard we wait till the pilot airs before judging the show?

I'm sure they checked beforehand to make sure he's just the right amount of street for the role.

Trying to find a way to respond to this without Simon accusing me of being the real racist.

Something meta about Dave and James being eskimo brothers must be worked into the script somehow.

Used to be a time you could tell Disney child stars apart from Nickelodeon child stars by which ones were always having to check into rehab and which ones were not.

I was watching that just the other day. I can't tell if the thing aged badly or if I just aged out of being easily swayed by lazy humor but I enjoyed looking back unapprovingly at my 13 year old self and his taste in films.

Yeah. Confession time: I'm pretty much known where I work and elsewhere irl for my muscled, not-at-all nerdy physique. I wouldn't call myself a nerd but I don't identify with bro culture either. I couldn't if I tried. I'm what most researchers would call an anomaly.

For the same reason, I avoid wearing my wedding ring at the gym. And at work. And the bar after work. And on the train. It's those damn sweaty balls.

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