Wait… if the scholarship-granting foundation received my application for a mail-order bride, who has my scholarship application?!

Titcoin.

And you managed that without ever actually reading the article. I bet you had to wait behind after lectures a lot.

The lucky winner will have a check hand-delivered to their front door and it will be one of those big ass checks with lots of girth.

In that picture, the one on the left looks like he just learned he's adopted. Knowing the show, I now expect it to be a season two plot point.

"We kept begging and pleading for mercy, but he just kept throwing empty whiskey bottles at us."

I listened to Bawitdaba today to see if I still feel. I immediately ran over three different babies in strollers so I'm guessing I still do.

He's probably been to the doctor a few times about the burning ring of fire on his crotch.

Who here hasn't ever been drunk on Straw-beeritas at a Trader Vic's. Anyone? Just me?

Harvey Birdman?

I thought it was Lindsey Lohan but that actually makes more sense.

*Checks Wikipedia for Dawes entry. Wipes bead of sweat off forehead.*

Nailed it!

"Yeah, the guy running a multi-million dollar presidential campaign is asking permission to run a raffle from the guy whose TV show hasn't even made it to air yet. COME ON!"

"See you at the meeting."

Hillary Clinton wasted state resources on finding out when a TV show that promotes liberal socialist propaganda was on - FOX news

Oh man… it all makes sense! It's like how Gaybama knew as an infant that one day he would run for president so he had his birth certificate produced in Hawaii UPON birth. Hillary knew one day the AV Club would need a reason to flock to the polls en masse to vote her into office so in 2010, she made a seemingly…

Those email exchanges also make a very convincing argument for Veep being the most true-to-life depiction of DC politics right now.

Holding off forming an opinion on this till I find out what Patton Oswalt thinks. Preferable via a series of masterful tweets.

And I watched… correction: I slept with your wife too!