I wonder if parenting would be the “ultimate journey” for Alec and Hillary if they didn’t have hired help 24-7. 

Savannah recalls being pregnant at 19 and says it was hard for her to come to terms with that, but that it was “ultimately worth it” for her to have her baby.

Oh man, I missed that fact when the Schitt’s Creek cast was doing their media blitzes but it makes SO much sense and I love it. I just watched a TikTok this morning based on the concept “What if Alexis Rose suddenly found herself in the Bridgerton world?” - that character was brilliantly written and I hope it sticks…

But can she get up from her ass and work?

Even though she’s a model. But she only models in places that don’t have Internet.

But you wouldn't know her, and she doesn't have any pictures of herself on the internet. 

It was in Canada, which is where my girlfriend lives. My really hot Canadian girlfriend.

“We did all.....all the, y’know.....sex stuff. In and out, on top, behind-wise. It was such a freak scene. There was so much freaky sexing going on that you’d be like ‘OMGs, can this get any sex freakier?’. And the answer is no, it can’t get more sexified and freaked than it was during the adult party.”

He’s trying to make himself out to be a pillar of morality in an immoral world. Which, if was actually as moral as he’d like us to think, all those co-eds at his college wouldn’t have accused him of creepy sexual behavior and outright assault.

Lol tried to sound cool and got sent to the principal’s office.

You mean they want to know who besides Matt Gaetz?

He needs real therapy, and medication.

Can we put Putin and Kanye on one of Bezos’ rockets and shoot them both into outer space? Maybe Trump too?  Just enough already with these dipshit egomaniacs. 

I will never understand people’s enthusiasm for believing unfounded claims of all kinds. I don’t know if it’s that people are very paranoid and constantly think someone is trying to hide something from them, or they’re bored and are looking for drama/excitement wherever they can get it.

I know there are more important considerations, but I just want one who will tell Kyrsten Sinema to fuck off during her confirmation questioning time. A girl can dream.

The word “genius” is thrown around far too casually.

I didn’t know Emma Roberts was C list.

Ben Affleck was an addict long before he met Jennifer Garner. Just like Brad Pitt was a major pothead before he met Jennifer Aniston. They should stop blaming their wives and look it who they have always been.

He was an alcoholic before he even married Garner, he went to rehab for the first time in 2001 (he married JG in 2005). He wasn’t blaming his ex-wife or marriage I don’t think but he could have phrased it a lot better for sure, especially as JG was a nice enough person to help get him into rehab again after they…

Affleck failing to mention he also slept with the nanny, and his drinking problem continued well after the divorce (and started before). And it was Garner who took him to rehab and assisted him in getting help. Both he and his buddy Damon are the worst.