In the unlikely event that I find myself in Beverly Hills, I wonder if you can get a ‘Maps to the Stars’ type guide to places I can safely go without running into Caitlyn Jenner or other prominent Republicans?

She’s denied people of life, so...

Hell, she’d be fine with trans women being denied service for being trans. That’s how strong the cognitive dissonance is in Republicans.

Like I’m sure she’d have the same energy if it was someone else getting denied service for ripped jeans.

Conservatives only care about things when it affects them directly.

That always makes me laugh... “I’m never coming back!” GOOD! 

It just seems at best very annoying at at worst extremely manipulative and gross that Ye broadcasts his relationship intent this way because then anytime Kim encounters press, she’s going to be asked to respond directly to a thing he’s said elsewhere. It’s really, really scummy.

she won’t be returning to the establishment ever again.

Caitlyn Jenner says she was denied service

HE’S GOING TO MARS IF I HAVE TO SEND HIM THERE MYSELF!!!!

if people don’t have more children, civilization is going to crumble

Baggy white underwear is the LEAST sexy way to promote an underwear line. Why on earth couldn’t the Calvin Klein marketing team at least get them some NEW-looking undies in gray or black (or hell, holiday colors, who cares)?!

Anyone who didn’t think Elon’s first love would always be his work himself reeeeally wasn’t paying attention.

Yeah, I was thinking maybe his celebrity would help him oust Abbott. Every week there's a new article on here about how dire things are in Texas currently.

And anyone likely to be elected in the near future.  

Did we? Don’t get me wrong McConaughey is a dolt who has no business being in government but I'd still take him in a heartbeat over Abbott or West who will win against any of the people we field

Well McConaughey can’t be any worse than the current governor of that state.

Shelter Cat Update!

I’ve had Wiley cat for 4 years and this is his first Christmas tree.  Say a little prayer for us. 

So really, none of the Roy kids should be tapped to take over, because they all have serious flaws as business people and leaders. But if Logan insists that one of them must be tapped to take over, well, there’s two of them that successfully managed to think on their feet and save the company, from Logan’s own…

I will always remember the moment when I had stepped out of our private room of a karoke bar one night in NYC and there in the hallway was a smiling Paul Rudd walking towards me. It was just him, me and the dim lighting of the hallway.