Gonna assume Mike Johnson is bad at sex. Thoughts and prayers for his wife.

Contrary to the author I would like him to suffer for the rest of his miserable existence. I would like him to never have cake, or mcdonalds, or anything that brings him a semblance of joy ever again.

Damn still gray.

I feel for her.

If your rep voted yes you should email or call their office to let them know you think they’re fucking stupid for doing that. Composing my own email to my BK rep right now. Smdh

These courtroom artists are getting out of hand.

a) How old are these people?

Will always love my high school prom dress I got from David’s Bridal tho.

you have too much time on your hands. sad.

Aside from the fact not everyone can afford to stay at home and homeschool their kid or hire someone to do it, I can confirm as a college administrator homeschooled kids are the WEIRDEST and don’t adjust great to college life.

Also the higher your hair the closer to god you are.

Iranian authorities continuing to flaunt their tiny manhoods.

Maybe they won’t miss 54M from California, but we’ll see what other blue states follow suit.

explains a lot

explains a lot

So basically after the earth will no longer be inhabitable?

I just started watching Normal People yesterday so this is extra relevant for me. Had no idea who this dude was until yesterday.

But they will still be nepo babies eventually if they pursue any career in the entertainment industry.

Out of touch man has out of touch take.