I have $5.00 on my dresser...I think.

Everyone who gets into my hair is always surprised by how much hair I have. If I let it get too long I end up getting headaches, and it takes way too long to try to dry it so I keep it as short as possible.

I love my low-maintenance bobs. I have really thick hair that takes forever to dry, and I don’t want to spend all of my morning fucking around with my hair.

I wish there was a magazine designed specifically for us lazy-hair people, with images of cuts and styles that are real options for us. Seems like any image of someone’s hair is “a highly styled, high maintenance look.” I would happily bring in an image of a low-maintenance cut & style if someone deemed such a thing…

FIXED.

Step 1 is realize you are doing your work a favor for showing up and letting them profit heavily off of your talents. They are not doing you a favor, you are doing them the favor. Not allowing yourself to be treated as a slave by your office is step 1.

I like to use prejudice rather than racist for people who are unintentionally racist. It’s basically the same thing, though, just to different extremes. Most of us have internalized racist beliefs due to living in a racist society. The only way I know to combat it is to check your own beliefs and call out, in a…

I have a 2-month old (who happens to be ENORMOUS—17 lbs), and yesterday I was looking at him like, “Shit, man. Except for one cell from your dad, everything you are made of came from me. I MADE YOU.” I think it was sleep-deprivation at work, but it was a very meta moment.

Abso-fucking-lutely.

I think the Pickle-Tip guy was a malfunctioning outer space robot from Mars. See, he heard, "Don't take any wooden nickles," and then glitched it into "don't take any wooden pickles," and then misinterpreted that to mean "The earth-humans demand gifts of pickles plaaced upon the wooden table. I have pleases Emperor…

so good.

Me during the popcorn story

We use pine pellets and they rock so hard. Cheap too at $20 for a 40 lb bag, and even less with the regular "buy 2 bags of litter, get one free" coupons at he pet supply store. I stick up on three bags in the fall and our cat is good for the year. The pellets break down into fine sawdust and absorb the cat pee as long…

Same here. I would love getting a fun box in the mail every month, but I just don't wear makeup. Like, twice a year I might wear it for necessary events, but day to day I really don't. I no longer have acne and even if I get a spot or two I don't care - men walk around with a pimple showing here or there, why can't I?…

Thanks! Glad you like my reviews! I have so much fun reviewing the boxes.

Yes! There she is!

Thanks for this! And everyone else who replied to me!!

My MOH lives out-of-state, so my sister very sweetly volunteered to take charge of my hen night and we ended up camping for a night. Everybody pitched in and brought food and drink and it was lovely. Split between everyone, it was extremely cheap. My sister was pretty recently out of grad school/had just moved to a…

That's nonsense. If my GROWN ASS FRIEND throws themselves a birthday party, I do not necessarily bring a gift. I am going to the party to celebrate their birthday and spend time with them, not to shower them with gifts. If my NOT-A-PRESCHOOLER friend has a dinner party at their house, I do not necessarily bring a…

If I understand you correctly, what you're really asking is, "What kind of therapy or counseling is available that helps and supports gender dysphoric individuals in their dealings with a world that often rejects gender dysphoria?" with the baseline premise being, "Yes you are sane; yes you are normal... now, how can…