The only acceptable set was this one. Aside from the odd pattern you’d have to suffer through, that’s about it.

“I could have just worn a bikini...fuck.”

Some of these remind me of the 80s, especially that one with the huge cutout stomach so it looks like a bikini that is tied together. However, even in high school I didn’t understand swim suits that you can’t swim in, so these will be a hard pass for my middle aged ass.

These make most bikinis look modest and effortless by comparison, and I wear Brazilian/cheeky/whatever bottoms almost exclusively. Who wants to spend their entire time at the beach/pool/whatever fucking with random straps/oddly positioned pieces of fabric/stomach bows? I think this shit mostly exists for Instagram,…

To further clarify, the GOP knew - every single time they voted to repeal the ACA - that it would not work because Obama was in the White House.

Maybe Pete Wentz imitations (now there’s a hot market).

To further clarify, the GOP spent the last 7 years trying to repeal ACA/Obamacare because a black liberal president will go down in history as a more effective president than his GOP predecessor and successor.

Yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and ignore the snark in this article and instead give them a thumbs up for including a trans mom.

When I was pregnant with my first, I asked my mom if she thought she’s done a good job with raising me. And her answer was “Well, you’re alive, right? So I guess so.” “But remember when I almost got carried off by that Rottweiler?” “I got you back, it was fine.”

Thank goodness because Irish Spring thinks I’m a shitty mom.

What time is it now?

These pictures tell me that one of these guys at some point learned the more flattering way to position your head when you’re having your picture taken. And he never explained it to the other guy because it allows the audience to unconsciously assign him the role of the more attractive twin. He’s a terrible brother.

1. My mom theorizes that the Property Brothers are fraternal twins who both got a little bit of plastic surgery to try and pass as identical

2. HGTV’s entire programming philosophy is home renovation + hosts who are slightly “off” in how they interact with one another so the viewer can speculate wildly about their…

I commented in the Root the execs wanted Ieshia Evans Black Girl Magic without all the black.

I mean, she’s not inherently wrong making the argument. Because yeah, just because you aren’t angrily disputing something publicly doesn’t mean you aren’t fighting the issue “behind the curtain” if you will.

But I respect the fact that he always listens. It’s how he was in business. It’s how he is as president.

I don’t know if it’s just the angle but his hand looks really swollen. And it’s kind of freaking me out.

Same... I also wish he’d just married Camilla to begin with. But I imagine the pressure exerted by the monarchy (and the public) is probably extraordinary. Diana fell victim to the same pressure. She didn’t love Charles either and she knew he was in love with CPB, yet she went through with the marriage. It was a…

I’m not a fan of cheating, but I think being born into royalty and the way they deal with marriage is such a bizarre and controlled thing that is honestly hard for me to be anything but happy for him and Camilla. They, and especially him, just seem so happy together. I know that he is insanely privileged, but I do…

Combine this with the fact that they’re gutting mental health care, and I am seriously sitting here at my desk nearly in tears. I am getting by on the local free clinic for my mood stabilizer and antidepressant (the latter costs $2000 a month without insurance), and they have limited therapy as well, but if that ends…