I prefer Rare Exports to Gremlins.

I guess no one told him about jobs?

lol ok boomer

Earlier this year, he purchased a $1.7 million house.

Mazda Vision Study

Hot take: nothing GM made in 1988 is worth $19,500.

Too bad Hell isn’t real because it would be a comfort to know that people like her would be roasting in the after life. 

Oh I’m watching this one. The last time he was on there, I about burst a blood vessel laughing. Chris Rock came back for a skit too.

Transphobia isn’t murder. If you say it over and over again and try to convince others of it, it still isn’t murder. Dave never said anything transphobic.

If speaking FACTS that men can’t…

The combination of Chappelle hosting and regular SNL writers not participating bodes well for this being a good episode.

so now the woke mob is trying to cancel slavery smdh

We don’t talk about Fight Club.

The red wave guy? I'd hope he's banned by now. Or crying into his MyPillow.

Well, let’s look at Herschel Walker. There’s a guy who’s clearly suffered a bunch of genuine irreversible brain damage via CTE (or maybe he was just always a moron) and he’s perfectly acceptable to the GOP. 

I heard it that his listeners know exactly how much sudafed you can trade for a catalytic converter.

I read somewhere that Kid Rock makes music people who how exactly what the Sudafed purchase limit is at Walgreens.

Hey, I didn’t have to spend no $44 billion to get bullied and generally come off like a buffoon on the World Wide Web! Who’s the genius now, Musk?!
oh, wait...

165,000 miles, one stoplight at a time. No thanks.

I suggest you kill yourself and your family too.