It’s 12% of people, if we assume that those buyers are mostly in the upper 12% of earners, then most of them make between $210,000 and $500,000 a year. So these $1000 car payments are less than 10% of their income, even in the highest tax states.

“...needs to be replaced ‘after last night’s burn outs.’”

Ok Celine Dion, you’re up

This bike belonged to Nicolas Cage the dentist, NOT the actor!

An arrest warrant for me to poop on!

Trump Supporters be like:

Gee, if that’s the Nancy I’m thinking, sounds like we ARE getting some Republican (whore) operatives around here.

You know who else liked to hang out with prostitutes?  Jesus.  Why do you hate Jesus?

Oh fuck off. Spaz should be fine. We all know what it means and it’s never been an insulting name for someone with medical spasms. 

Remember when Lifehacker told you how to do things instead of being a link aggregator to other sites that do a better job? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

None of this would’ve happened, IF HE’D JUST SHAVED OFF THOSE SIDEBURNS!

My wife’s cousin has an S2000 she named Vivian. Every time I visit I ask if she’s willing to sell Vivian to me.

Protip: when your Tesla is at the top of a hill fill the trunks with the heaviest rocks you can find and unload them at the bottom for a free charge.

To make sure they puke:

Even using your close to ideal case, including buying used vs new, you are saving $0.13/mile and paid $22,000, meaning you need to drive ~170,000 miles to break even. That calculation is also assuming gas never goes down and electricity never goes up.

Obligatory Shaq’s gas theory reminder:

Almost every trick of my dad’s.

Fuel Shark!

Step 1: Grab goose by neck, directly behind head. Act deliberatively, like you would to grab a crayfish or a frog