Well said, Soup Farts.

He wanted to see if it would fit. 

The offramp basically points right at the front of the building.  And, according to the source article, people had reported the vehicle to police for driving erratically just prior to the... incident.

Being totally honest here. What is the point of an executive assistant other than doing stupid shit like this for your boss? My ex was an “executive assistant” for the owner of a small business, and she did all sorts of stupid things for him.

Mom jeans! I was in a bar in chicago, on a saturday afternoon, just to use the restroom, and I heard some guy yelling into his phone in the stall, “I’M ON A BLIND DATE BUT SHE’S WEARING MOM JEANS!”

The crazy thing is that I am sure he would infinitely prefer to defend his height (to quote George Costanza, “It is not a lie if you believe it is true”) than field questions like “your brand of fascism is immensely unpopular with other fascists across the US. Is it more of an indictment on you that other Nazis find…

Basically the same as Trump claiming to be 6'3".

This is perhaps the most American thing that New Zealand has ever done. 

0% isn’t a thing, but a lot of manufacturers are offering under 3% financing as incentives...

Celine Dion bought off all the noise laws!

This is basically a reskinned 10th-generation Civic Coupe.

The 1993 Hess police car is definitely a Panther knock-off, because its rear wheel drive as evidenced here.

Get a gallon of latex and a roller. It’ll be your favorite color in a matter of minute and will last...also minutes.

Accounting for inflation, a base wrangler is no more expensive than it was in 1987 with the same equipment, believe it or not.

And that lease has a $7,500 4xe incentive attached....

The new ones really do not ride that badly compared to the old days. 

That $399 is for a lease. 

“Oh and Jim Morrison was also quoted saying “this is the end”.”

When you own a Jeep you can “break on through to the other side” with enough four wheel drive traction to be a “rider on the storm”. While “Indians scattered on dawns highway bleeding”.