He looks like Conor McGregor taken Q&A’s for his upcoming role in “UFC, The Musical Live on Broadway”

+1 for Welkeresque Ratboy 

The scissor stabbing was insane enough, but to make matters worse, Irvin was already on probation at the time of incident thanks to a cocaine bust. Thus, Irvin was facing certain jail time, should McIver elect to press charges.

I bought one of these last time it was on sale. It works pretty decent to inflate things, raft, bike tire, basketball, haven’t had to use on my own tires yet. The device does sound like an airplane is taking off in your car just be advised that this tiny little box is loud AF when you turn it on.

I bought one of these last time it was on sale. It works pretty decent to inflate things, raft, bike tire,…

I was so happy at half time and then it all came crashing down.

Being a Bears fan, that was the most depressing game to watch last night from going on a high of 17-0 at halftime to what happened after the Bears scored a field goal after the 2nd half started.  I’m glad I only have to suffer through next Monday night’s game and then on Thanksgiving.  I think I’m done with FTP and…

I’ve found Plankton!!!

Blair missed the kick...

The ghosts of the birds the new stadium killed cursed them to lose to the bird teams forever.

Submissions for the 2018 Deadspin NFL previews are now closed. Next up: Minnesota Vikings. Ugh. 38-7...

Who the hell 1. Invites people over to a client’s house that they are really supposed to be just getting the dog and walking and then returning said dog as is my knowledge of using Wag. 2. Takes a shower at the person’s residence.  WTF!!!

“Our offensive coordinator calls plays in the booth while wearing a backwards hat... he’s 44 years old.”  Fred Durst???

I don’t hardly ever eat candy but if I’m drinking and getting a good buzz and there is candy around, then it’s on. I once made sweet love to my daughter’s Halloween candy stash the night of going trick or treating after which she was in bed asleep to the point where I had to run out and buy her more candy the next…

Mike Vrabel looks like Kurt Warner’s annoying little brother that follows Kurt around all day and thinks he’s playing video games with Kurt whilst his controller is unplugged...

PJ Losman?

McVay looks like he pops his collar and totally vapes during team meetings.

“If Cousins can always keep a flawed team around .500 in Washington, then why can’t he excel with one of the most talented rosters in the NFL and win the whole damn thing with Minnesota?”  Drew Magary is fully erect reading that take... 

Hey fuck you! And fuck me from being born and raised 50 miles from Philly now and liking Da Bears for some reason while the rest of my family basks in the recent Super Bowl win.  May the same fate become upon you!!!

The Bears were called on one in the end zone as well that looked like a normal tackle to knock the ball loose in the end zone, I believe it was in the 3rd quarter.  I guess they have to start lifting their heads straight up when tackling which seems very lame to avoid these penalties.

Ben McAdoo looks like he works as a manager at a movie theater and hits on all the high school girls he hires.