I wish my parents loved me. *sniffle*

Ba-ZING!

This seems far more embarrassing for E.K. than it is for Mark, really.

I bought the Verizon iPhone 4 and love it. The reality is, I'm the one who is actually being patient – not you cats. The iPhone 6 is the future! See you in 2012, suckaz!!!

*calls the Waaahmbulance*

Paul Konchesky is the messiah, and don't you forget it.

My first question is . . does it project in landscape mode? You don't really project Keynote presentations in portrait mode.

Wow, this is legit. There's no doubt in my mind that's her, and obviously the narrator in the first video is Rex.

LT and Santonio were like, confused about what a dire situation they were in, hence their respective first down celebrations. Embarrassing.

HD 25's = Best Headphones evar . . forget these, cop the regular ones.

I've never been so excited about girl's high school basketball! That was exhilarating! *wipes sweat from brow . . saliva from corner of mouth*

@Always Winning: My dog does that too often, it's hilarious.

LEGEND!!!!

You guys forgot to mention that he's lookin dead fresh like he's layin in a coffin with that Coogi sweater.

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Except for the fact that there's no pitch, ball or players. :)

Isaiah and shopping...lots of shopping. Maybe "faith" is code for "shopping"? Maybe she read this Isaiah verse in Lucky or Vogue?

He flies the band around on all tours. There's a "Flight 666" documentary recently released that is really awesome and follows them around on one of their latest tours.

Couldn't he wait until the ball goes out into touch or something?

It just started streaming on Netflix. Can't wait to watch this.

One time I had to take a poop, so I went to the toilet and sat down.