Ahh . . he's right. *sniffle*

@twoeightnine: This made me LOL

Actual moral: Dumb fuck biker should not be riding against traffic. That's how shit like this happens.

@Phintastic: You may just be a fish, but you were thinking exactly what I'm thinking.

The dumbest person in this video is the dude in the middle, because he risked $5,000 while not even answering the question. That's not a minimum, is it? They can risk less than that, right? What the fuck was he thinking?

Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes!

As much as it angers you, the precedent has been set and Kovy will be a Devil with, at the most, a slightly modified contract. Trust me.

I assume Henry has a press liason with him prepping him before these interviews, like "Thierry, listen...these people don't know dick, they are probably going to ask some stupid questions, we just need you to hang in there and sit tight, alright?"

@headshox: Because you A LOT in return. I rooted, installed Cyanogen Mod, installed a new kernel and overclocked my CPU to 1 Ghz - it's like I have a new phone now.

Google Maps is the most essential for me, by far. Being able to find out locations and contact information with one search is invaluable to me . . especially when I need to order Chinese food!

The fan is named Jimmy Jump, he's notorious for pitch invasions. Look him up on YouTube, he has highlight reels...

@Armen Tamzarian: *dead*

I don't give a shit about Galarraga's perfect game anymore. This inept officiating was far worse and there's more on the line.

As much as I love Astronaut Jones, I think the movie would be a dud. I don't think Tracy is good enough to be a leading actor.

I was born and raised in the USA, so uhh . . . GERMANY, THEY'RE GOOD AT SOCCERS!

Not excusing it, but you can tell that the "touchy" thing is probably so engrained in the dude's being that even as Dan is telling him to take his hands off him, he juuuust can't seem to remove his hand. All of his male co-workers are probably snickering because he's that guy.

@sir_pantsalot: If he get's to play in one World Cup, let alone two or three, he should consider himself extremely fortunate.

@sublicon: He does this.

@OchentaYcinco Sorry, this isn't as clear cut as last weekend with the dude in San Diego. They guy says some shit back to them, they move the guy towards the cruiser, and he decides he's going to turn his body towards them.