Of course there will!

Will there be an AMG Black version?

Someone screwed up the decal? How?

I don't know, leaving due to a sexual assault allegation isn't what I'd call 'exiting graciously'.

In twenty years, I’m going to absolutely kill at the “Jalopnik Edition” of Trivial Pursuit. That will totally make up for the time I spend reading this stuff.

You made me Google Charmander. Fuck you.

This needs a COTD lol :)

Crashing into low-ass bridge can sometimes be the shits.

I think it did its job admirably. It was moving. Then it became storage.

Nice PhotoShop! Not her, she’s just plain nice. But where are the tire marks in the sand?

“As a cyclist who sometimes comes up against irrational people who believe they are entitled to an entire road”

I’m actually impressed with Alex’s ability to stay calm in all of this. Two rules I learned when I grew up in a now open-carry state: “You can’t reason with the unreasonable” and “Assume they have a gun.” This is exactly how you act in this situation when confronted. Keep calm and keep your friends calm.

Only invasion of privacy I know how to commit is to check the smog test history of the thing as the license plate is clearly visible

Umm, autopilot is an avation term that’s used in that industry in almost the exact same context as Tesla is using it. Look up the FAA regulations a pilot must be seated at the controls while the autopilot is engaged and must be prepared to take over the controls at all times incase the autopilot fails or disengages.…

Rain soaked roads show no Murci...

Seems Lego was involved with the design here...and it looks fun to keep clean... :-/

Who knows if Bombshell Betty will be there? BTW, now you can buy her for just $195,000!

Tickled Pink (I Smell like Shrimp)

Turns out this isn’t stunt flying at all, just the pilot trying to outrun that music.

Look. If I want to drink my wine straight from the bottle, while it’s still in the bag, I will! : )