Musings and drivel incoming:

Hey, wait... I use Bing....

He has admitted in interviews to exposing himself at work. That’s already creepy enough.

i wonder if it’ll cry and go into hiding if it loses.

I predict that Top Gear’s ratings will now go up faster than Chris Evans’ exposed willy in a Ginger Media Group meeting.

Once again, I feel sorry for that other Chris Evans.

“If you get your willy out, it’s the funniest thing in the world. Everybody laughs” ....Your Mileage May Vary...

Those who saw Evans expose himself said that it was no big deal.

hey fuck off, that show was getting really good. People stopped giving them a fair shake years ago.

Like Evans said, he gave it his best shout.

Canada’s Independence day is July 1, so #first.

built in Canada.

Unfortunately, what you and the legions of racist grans are forgetting is that the majority of non-white people they want rid of are probably third-generation UK citizens…

Wreck me like a Huracan!

Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.

He may have been able to ride it out if he was off the brakes, but that is asking a lot in a panic situation. He also went the exact wrong way to dodge the obstacle. Following too close + target fixation did him in.

Never fight with a determined man who is also wearing a helmet.

Ok, yeah, but more importantly how shitty are all those cops in the cars? Dude is just jogging around a field while trying to keep his pants from falling down. Get out of your damn cars and tackle him you idiots. Really, you’re gonna make the helicopter pilot do your job for you?

I dunno if this is an appropriate reference to ‘moose test’. The moose test measures how a car handles during a sudden avoidance maneuver. This is just someone on a wet road who had no time to react hitting a moose. If the moose test was about how well a car protects you from flying moose, then I’d say it was…