My God...it’s full of stars!

Gotdamn gotdamn gotdamn!

*is dying*

I’m crying....

Dammit you win today. Happy weekending!

*chefs kiss*

There are simply not enough stars in the universe for this.

This deserves more stars!

hahahah holy fuck take all the stars

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle. “ I am a brother” underneath “ I am a future doctor” holy shit, nobody proof read anything before this was sent out. 

They haven’t even won yet and their history suggests that they still have the wherewithal to brutally stab the District in the heart by Saturday night.

It comes from the Boston school of thought where if every single citizen's life isn't so miserable that the only joy they derive is when a local team does something good, then it is a bad sports town.

Good god, number 3 all day long. You can’t send Matt Gaetz to DC and then blame DC for Matt Gaetz. We didn’t want him here, you did. He’s YOUR melanoma.

Man you went to the way-back machine for that. Bravo and +1 Kinja

A Red Sox fan criticizing another team’s fanbase would be like if Arby’s started doing restaurant reviews.

Some thoughts:

They’ll find one, even if they have to go to (furtively looking both ways) Dartmouth to do so.

Would bros work?

They are data mining wall st. trades for the next wunderkind.