Fuck Dan Snyder

“Although some people like to brag about America’s freedom of speech, there’s a lot of topics that are actually quite tightly censored – if you say one thing that goes against the politically correct line, you will immediately lose your job and be scorned by the entire population.” 

“It’s Twitter. Who cares. Nobody.”

“There will always be soulless brutes who buy, gut and sell things, and die as they lived, without value or memories. May their demises be slow, painful and filled with screams only they can hear.” 

Executive Summary: Fuck Dan Snyder

The only just result of a Jay Gruden firing would be the elevation of one Rob Fucking Ryan to Head Football Coach. It’s what we remaining fans of this shitbag team deserve.

Definitely the best episode of Hard Knocks.

Just in case he ever googles his name and ends up here and reads this, I just want to make sure he knows this one thing for sure: Chris Krage, you are a fucking asshole.

Wow have some empathy. Twitter recently banned a bunch of incels and white supremacists and they have no place else to go.

“DeMarcus? More like EFF Marcus!” - Rick Reilly, if he was still alive.

Here’s a sign idea! FUCK ALEXI LALAS.

Yeah but doesn’t Foles also believe there’s like one OMNIPOTENT being that created everything and rules over us and has a white son or something? And is like totally jealous, etc.? I mean, I would probably take what Foles believes with a giant grain of salt.

If every fire-ass Marlins tweet doesn’t end with Derek Jeter sending a gift basket to the recipient, what is the Miami social media team even doing?

“Exits time machine with Jimmy Pitaro”

The secret to all of this is Gerardo Parra. Team was 15-33 when they added him back in May and have gone 35-21 since. Dude is an absolute delight and seems like the best teammate ever. Never thought I would love dugout dance celebrations as much as I do with Parra leading them.

If you’re binge-watching porn you’re doing it wrong.

I’m really more interested in his blood testing experience and expertise, tbh.

He might be 82, but his RealAge™ is only 78.

Holy shit that is absolutely beautiful.