This is how it started with Rick Reilly, too...

They should totally put together a 30 win team. What a great idea!

You should change your name to Shitty Drew Magary Cover Band.

Those are kind of shitty seats for a professional poker player. Ballin'!

Sure he taught the kid a lesson, but he also bought 23 pies from Burger King. Draw.

Not sure why you have to make a blanket statement about the entire state when it sounds like you ran into a shitty judge. People speed in Virginia all the time. People use radar detectors all the time. People drive recklessly all the time. There are car enthusiasts all over the state, including Northern Virginia. It…

The entire article I was thinking to myself - just wait until you make the mistake of taking small children to Disney. DO NOT DO IT. Wait until they are big enough to ride everything.

I don't have anything clever to say other than this was really good. Thank you.

This would have been funnier if you had let Magary write it.