I know I always demand my team's GM not draft guys that will suffer an injury 2 years later.

Negative... The Spice must flow...

Poor suarezhambriento1.

We had zero idea who the fuck ye were...

I wouldn't call it zero but you're probably right. The hate and indignation is too hard to give up for most.

When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.

I haven't seen a self-destruction this bad since....well, since last night when I accidentally killed myself with a mine in a GoldenEye multiplayer match.

God dammit. I thought this was an 8 ball.

"Two affairs? Amateur" - Tiger Woods

I hope this is a huge troll and you have to mail the iPad back with the box checked yes or no in order to RSVP.

Don't be so hard on yourself pal.

I'd be sad, too. History, recent or otherwise, hasn't shown Washington to be very hospitable to Indians.

Why oh why must he be one of the most public faces of atheism?! Dude, you are not helping!

People who call it "making love" really grind my gears...

Mandatory doesn't mean people don't drive without it unfortunately.

"Hi, I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is Super Extreme DUI!"

Make fun of 'em all you want, but at least Florida didn't let a Japanese game show host write its DUI laws.

NOPE. As in unbelievable some scumbag would shit on a victim of an assault because she got arrested for having beer and pot one time in college.

And it has already begun:

Oh, I know. It's for me. The Braves DGAF.

I don't know, can you hit a 50yd FG with no defence?