That's not really a contradiction though. (Insane old man though he may be...) He is saying he will never sell the team, but he hopes that the NBA do, so that he can sue them over and over again (in his words) for having sold it.

The accompanying visual in my head while reading the above:

Lawyers for a 17-year-old boy accused of sexting...

I'd ask if you listen to liberal talk radio, but, nobody listens to that shit. Not even liberals.

You're all just show Boateng.

Enough with the show Boateng

Because it's a good country to visit, despite its team losing the the world cup? Grow up.

Oh, come on, they were really Klose to be funny.

These jokes are pretty Lahm.

one of the greatest jock jokes ever was when Rose was going for the hit record and an announcer asked if he thought Cobb was looking down on him. Rose said from what he'd heard about the man, he doubted that was Cobb's vantage point.

I like how the Hitler one with the picture assumes that he would be looking down on proceedings... you know, like from heaven.

The cell phone? The fuck is that as a demarcation of understanding history? I mean: A. the smartphone puts the most powerful educational tool in the pocket of everyone who owns it and B. Americans had a poor understanding of history way before the cellphone.

They'll Neuer hear the end of it.

I'm already Özil it

Yeah Aryans, the 3rd generation Turkish German, the Ghanian-German, the Tunisian-German and the Polish-German don't count for anything.

I'm going to have to Müller this one over.

Schürrle, you can't be serious.

Have they considered working from home with Google?

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.