Serious problem getting results from their own innovations, yes...

He was talking Bieber into buying a motorcycle.

"Real money, my ass. I would have paid at least $1500 for this video."

This video is Hilario.

"It's not a money thing for Dan," Snyder's former sidekick claimed. Instead, Cerrato dropped some Freud on us.

He didn't, he went right in!

He's a terrible MtG player. Red, green AND black? In a single deck?

Money order is fine

It has zero to do with it...erm, nil to do with it.

"If the slur would not plausibly and accurately be used against you, then you really have no business whatsoever dictating it's appropriate usage (if there is any)."

Has anyone reached his black best friend for a comment?

they're called Haliburton.

Do you not see the irony in claiming that the Germans bought nationalist propaganda that they were the best "hook, line, and sinker" while Americans routinely pronounce their country the greatest and American exceptionalism is endorsed by most politicians? The author's point is that the Germany's defeat in WWII has…

That's really funny. First of all you as a person do not finish shit unless you are about 80 years old and actually fought in that war. Second of all the history of US wars since WWII is one where the US start wars and do not successfully finish them all that much. But since you are writing about the biggest…

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There was contact in the box. Foul called. Regardless of what you think of Robben, it's a PK whether it's the 2nd or 92nd minute, and whether he flopped like a salmon during spawning season all game long.

Here, I'll go on record and say it: according to the Catholic church, the eternal fiery chasm that is hell is still very much a thing. Especially if you're gay.

That's not how the Pope's infallibility works.

You should have made fun of them both because religion is for chumps.

My only experience with Ramadan is my Indian friend making fun of my Catholic friend, because Lent is for pussies.