Family. Duty. Honor.

He’s gonna turn him into a pez dispenser Victor Crowley style

My wife took an offensive driving course as part of her law enforcement training. After that, she spent six years navigating DC traffic. Before any of that even happened, our friends used to call her Bullet because of the way she drove. When I’m with her and she’s driving, I usually close my eyes and think about the…

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So Deadspin’s only coverage of a women’s basketball team capping off a perfect season with their fourth championship in a row is to post a tweet by a convicted rapist. What the fuck were you thinking?